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BIG MILK

Have you ever feel alone? Like when you feel no one cares about you? Well, fuck that! Now there's a big milik! Why should you care about your life when you can just drink a glass of Big Milk and then you stop giving a damn about your life?

Your girlfriend dumped you? Your friend stabbed you in the back? Your crush friendzoned you? And you feel the urge to cut yourself? Why do you end your life because all of those small things? Just drink a glass of Big Milk!

Big Milk is just an ordinary chocobite rainbow milk, but it needs to be served in a really big portion. Just pour a couple litres of water and add Big Milk powder as much as you can. Now drink it with just one take of the glass, just like drinking beer.

Now lets hear it from the guy that used to hate his life, "My name is *censored*. I used to hate my life. After i drank a glass of Big Milk, i feel like i've found the meaning of life."

Big Milk, probably healthy, super delicious and super cheap. Dream Big, Drink Big!

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ini tugas pelajaran inggris sm pak gun. yang ini punyanya adit. :)) paragraf 1&2 rada curcol yo...

Mr. Salim's English Lesson - July 22nd 2011

remember this? IS3NAKAL’s crazy moment :-)

so this was the first time Mr. Salim taught our class. and we did some kind of 'chain-reaction' story. wanna know? enjoy ;)  

Mr. Salim: Last week, I went to the zoo with my family.
Cals: We went there at 9 AM.
Bidong: I already bought the tickets 3 days before.
Ica: I saw an elephant and a giraffe.
Adit: I was excited.
Kemal: I met my friend there.
Varien: After I met my friend, I went to see a lion.
Dina: Then we were starving.
Kiki: Suddenly, my brother threw up.
Rani: My brother got an accident in the reptil’s house.
Ayun: Unfortunately, my brother came in snake’s cage.
Sesi: The second bad news, I lost my purse.
Dinda: When we were looking for my purse, I saw an orangutan and I remembered Varien. 
Jeki: I was looking for my purse when suddenly a lion ran and caught my hand.
Ami: I was trying to kill it.
Hexa: After we got the purse, then we went home at 5 AM.
Echa: We were on the way to our house, suddenly my car crash!
Ichang: My car got apart.
Kemas: Then a crazy monkey stole my purse again.
Dion: I felt hungry.
Bagus: I ate noodle.
Ano: Then an alien came.
Prima: The alien was so big and I was scared.
Sasa: They took me to another galaxy.
Sab: I had my lunch there.
Burhan: I felt afraid because I couldn’t go back to the earth.
Alfin: The alien killed us, and we all were dead. Bye…….

see see see? how creative we were ;) *jglerr*

full credit, taken from http://dclaudiaep.tumblr.com written by http://sabrinaherdi.blogspot.com